You're Barred!

I was once barred from a pub in Surrey for speaking too loudly on my mobile phone.  I thought was seemed quite odd at the time. Usually people are barred for throwing chairs across the room, dancing on tables in upmarket establishments, or for being verbally abusive to the bar staff or the police officer lurking around outside. But anyway, I was barred for talking, which is actually quite hilarious now.

Anyway, I have been reminded of this today because IJ has barred me from her room. I am not sure why, she has not provided me with the details. But when I went upstairs I was met with this:

I have been barred from her room using part of a Robin Hood archery set. Apparently if I enter, various things will fall on my head.The room is booby-trapped and dangerous.

This has all come about because she has discovered The Sarah Jane Adventures and her head is full of these things:

Once again CBBC is messing with her mind, and things can only get worse...

Comments

[Jo Beaufoix]

My girls are watching that too. OMG Rosie, I'm a bit scared now. We must monitor their conversations. Gulp.

And that's your bow and arrow isn't it?

And how exactly do you plan on disguising yourself as me? Are you planning on stealing my car? Hmmm,

[Karen@If I Could Escape . . .]

Hilarious!! I get lovely homemade "Keep Out" signs put on my sons' bedroom doors barring me!!