I think I've broken your laptop
- Do you want me to tie you up?
- Are you sad you can't marry Prince William?
- Why do people have to fight, can't they just twist each other's noses?
- When I was born, how did you know I was a girl?
- I haven't spilt too much
- Is it Christmas yet?
- You know nothing
- I've told Santa I'm very sorry
- I think I'll take a day off
- I'm a little bit proud of you today
- My teeth have cleaned themselves
- Well done, you've used your manners
- Is Santa watching me?
- No, I'm in charge.
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