Once upon a time, one mummy blogger decided to sit down and interview her five year old child.
Then another mummy blogger came along and noticed what had occurred. She then decided to interview both her children.
Shortly after this another mummy blogger came along, noticed what was going on and interviewed her three year old daughter.
Then another mummy blogger came along and lacking any creative inspiration of her own, decided to do the same.
So here is my interview with IJ, aged six:
How old do you have to be to drive a car?
One year old. (Said without hesitation)
What does Mummy do all day when you are at school?
Plays in the park.
What is Mummy's job?
Raising money to buy me toys.
What do you think the Queen looks like?
Hairy. (Oh dear!)
Who do you think runs the country?
Who is Barack Obama?
Where do babies come from?
Bottoms. (Again, no hesitation)
Er... How are babies made?
They come from eggs.
If you could be anyone else, who would you be?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A monkey, a doctor, a teacher, a nurse and a dog.
How old is Mummy?
How old is Granny?
If you had children what would their names be?
Nemo for a boy, Dora for a girl.
Who is your best friend in the whole world?
Apologies Your Majesty and Mr President!